*shot of guy who has been made into a cello*
Me: BUT THAT’S A WASTE OF A PERFECTLY GOOD CELLO.
Me: Wait, that is definitely not supposed to be my first thought.
on one hand i want a nightwing movie, but on the other hand i know they’d totally prob fuck him up and try to make him ~gritty~ like batman
i think id just really like them to start with a super gritty voice over and the actor portraying dick grayson doing the gargling-marbles christopher nolan batman voice
then just have him choke and cough and be like “how does he do that for more than fifteen minutes a night, jesus christ-“
begin nightwing movie~
Someone deleted my Supernatural season ender on the DVR.
Is it rude to solve someone’s rubik’s cube and return it to their desk while they’re away without saying anything?
Do one step every…
- Expecting parents
3. people naming their sims
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies
That explains a lot
a white blank page
and a swelling raaaAAAAAAAAAGEEE
this speaks to me
*reads the last line again*
*closes the book*
*throws book out the window*
*jumps out the window after it*
*writhes in pain while clutching the book*
*cries and rocks it back and forth*
*puts it back down on the shelf*
*Calls friend* “read this book”