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22:31

Jun 2nd

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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
17:04

Jun 2nd

3541

theycallmefred:

annaomgz:

chekhov:

the countdown is on until CSI: Miami makes an episode about a zombie in florida who eats a guys face off

Let’s hope the writers

don’t bite off more than they can chew

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

14:01

Jun 2nd

5124

stephizard:

Amen

11:21

Jun 2nd

24472

(Source: niknak79)

21:44

May 30th

69827
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Track: The Funeral
Artist: Band of Horses
Album: Everything All The Time
Playcount: 23

(Source: i-want-to-rip-your-heart)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Track: Bon Iver - Creature Fear
Playcount: 17,429

michaelkteague:

One of my favourite Bon Iver tracks.

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(Source: Spotify)

18:51

May 28th

38472

tyleroakley:

Justin has a vision in the airport.

He knows what’s gone.

He knows what must be brought back.

Sexy.

(Source: justintimberlakedoingthings)

akaalexia:

With all the inkpop sommies. 

Okay not all, but 15 is good, aye?

In short, according to our page is: 15 young adult writers and readers, who are all still young adults themselves (some of them at heart) bringing literary madness to your computer. New videos Monday-Friday with a wide variety of personalities, all discussing writing tips, books, and anything at all to do with young adult.

Linakage ahoy!

https://www.youtube.com/user/SleeplessWriters?feature=mhee

15:43

May 28th

11543

hiddlebutt:

how to be a good student:

  • care about your grades
  • do your work

how to have a school-related mental breakdown:

  • care about your grades
  • don’t do your work

guess what I do

15:22

May 28th

803

calicanuck:

mumfordandsonsblog:

Mumford & Sons’ new album to be released September 24th, according to this 3FM DJ who interviewed Mumford & Sons at Pinkpop today, 28th May 2012.

so much exciting news today

DEAR LORD SOMEONE HOLD MY FANGIRL HEART

catchthesickness:

Collect them all

yourmomismyslave: OMG IVE COLLECTED THEM ALL SRSLY

(Source: get-excited-because-i)