*shot of guy who has been made into a cello*
Me: BUT THAT’S A WASTE OF A PERFECTLY GOOD CELLO.
Me: Wait, that is definitely not supposed to be my first thought.
on one hand i want a nightwing movie, but on the other hand i know they’d totally prob fuck him up and try to make him ~gritty~ like batman
i think id just really like them to start with a super gritty voice over and the actor portraying dick grayson doing the gargling-marbles christopher nolan batman voice
then just have him choke and cough and be like “how does he do that for more than fifteen minutes a night, jesus christ-“
begin nightwing movie~
Rini Rambles: themunchkym: rebeccaphilana: themunchkym: Is it rude to solve…
Is it rude to solve someone’s rubik’s cube and return it to their desk while they’re away without saying anything?
Do one step every…
- Expecting parents
- Writers
3. people naming their sims
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
(via horologists)
(Source: bennywhistleswhileheworks)
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies
That explains a lot
a white blank page
and a swelling raaaAAAAAAAAAGEEE
this speaks to me
*reads the last line again*
*closes the book*
*deep sigh*
*screams*
*throws book out the window*
*jumps out the window after it*
*writhes in pain while clutching the book*
*cries and rocks it back and forth*
*puts it back down on the shelf*
*deep breath*
*Calls friend* “read this book”
